Will cross the road in June; no, in August. September for sure.
It tried to cross the road several times, and finally gave up.
Win 95 Chicken
You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ... chicken.
Microsoft Chicken (TM)
It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
There's no real reason to cross the road. Just make a symbolic link to the chicken anywhere you want it to be.
It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
First it builds the road ...
It crosses the road without looking both ways.
The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.
US Highways! The Road cross (a Chicken)
The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download a chicklet to the other side.
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket.
Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.
Quantum Logic Chicken
The chicken is distributed probabilistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your course.
Don't you dare try to cross the road the same way we do!
No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.